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43.
1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.
I just posted a tweet on Twitter, I took my 170385th dump today!
by MoFraker November 13, 2011
 
44.
A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well.
The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.
Twitter samples:

@jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart

@myass64: great stuff buddy.

@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals?

@thebignothing: especially in Michigan

@poot: most def

(ad lib)
by Parcerito October 14, 2011
 
45.
The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.
After I was suspended from school for graffiti I found this twitter thing.
by Jould like contact too September 29, 2011
 
46.
Something I cannot stand, the most annoying fucking thing in the world.
I have twitter! WOW bro your a fucking douchebag.
by Sickofmakingshitup March 23, 2010
 
47.
Its for Writing pointless shit (Sometimes even about you shitting) and put #followedbyasentencewithno​spacesforsomeunknownfuckin​gpointlessreasonthatjustin​furiates.
Twitter User: Just sitting on the loo. #Sinkslikealog
by Anthonytats January 24, 2012
 
48.
Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.
I just twittered about my big meeting I had earlier
by Ninja L November 13, 2009
 
49.
It sounds really funny when important people say it. (Newscasters, old people, family, ex.)
"they found troubles in the exploratory phase of their Twitter experiment, but others have fully incorporated the application into their day-to-day operations now"

parental figure: my colleague showed me what twitter was today so i typed in your name what's all this smoking blunts and drinking forty's?
by Terry Tibbs TALK TO ME August 19, 2009