Twaxting 

Texting while walking, which makes you a twat.

If the guy in front of me hadn't been so busy twaxting, I wouldn't have missed the bus.

Twaxting by J.J. Schenectady October 30, 2010

twixting 

Texting while eating a Twix.

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.

twixting by Newman S. November 29, 2011

Sheriff of Twattingham 

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

Sheriff of Twattingham by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

Twating 

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

Twating by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

Twexting 

When one tweets at their friends on twitter instead of just texting them.

When her piece of shit phone died, Kinsey resorted to twexting to continue communicating with her "friends."

Twexting by likewingsonlead December 3, 2009

twatting hell 

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

twatting hell by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

twatting it down 

Heavy rain. Rain. Precipitation

She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.

The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.

twatting it down by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020