9 definitions by Newman S.
The position of lying on one's back, hands and legs bent upwards and twitching in the air, like you've just been sprayed with insect killer.
by Newman S. November 30, 2011
A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.
JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.
LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.
JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.
LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.
LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.
JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.
LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.
by Newman S. November 27, 2011
1. A larger than normal guttix = a beer belly.
2. Suck in your guttix and stop complaining.
3. My guttix is bloated after making five trips through the buffet line.
4. The esophagus is connected to the guttix.
5. A cow's guttix has four compartments (rumen,
reticulum, omasum, and abomasum).
2. Suck in your guttix and stop complaining.
3. My guttix is bloated after making five trips through the buffet line.
4. The esophagus is connected to the guttix.
5. A cow's guttix has four compartments (rumen,
reticulum, omasum, and abomasum).
by Newman S. December 26, 2011
A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.
Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.
by Newman S. November 30, 2011
by Newman S. December 15, 2011
by Newman S. December 15, 2011
Unlike Southwest Airlines current baggage policy, the TGA (Trans Gender Airlines) Fags-Fly-For-Free policy was doomed from the beginning.
by Newman S. November 29, 2011