twatty

Adjective Something pretentious, pointless or awkward, including behaviour.

'Twatty' may cause offence. Especially to twats.

Typical twatty students showing off.

Low rent celebs getting twatty on TV.

Filling out this twatty tax rebate.

When they call on the rules, they're not being fair, they're just being twatty.

by Memeticmagic June 20, 2007

twatty

someone or something which is daft. a light hearted twist to the insult'twat' but more acceptable for use in public

for flips sake sandra stop prancing round the place like a twatty and lay the table.

by letty hunt July 09, 2003

twatty

A mussel - the seafood, shell fish. Called this due to the resemblance of a shelled mussel to a woman's pussy. Pussy = twat, so mussels are twattys.

For a snack I ate mushy peas and twattys

by SteveMickPete June 11, 2006

twattie

Twattie: that stuff oozing from a twitter account, jettisoned into the ether of the net, potentially forever.

"Dude, like why waste your twattie on some Hoobnoblet !" "My twattie lies over the ocean, my twattie lies over the sea" " Note from twitter : Your filthy twattie got you suspended "

by oneilbox May 15, 2018

Twatty

a man having womanly emotional qualities that would lead you to believe he may be sporting a vagina; a man who acts like a woman more than a woman.

*John* is being so emotional about his break-up with *Jane* of only 3 days. He's acting so twatty.

by frvscnt1106 January 24, 2011

Twatty

(adjective) The act of being a twat.

Wow, are these two girls across from us twatty or what?

by this guy knows June 22, 2010

Twatty-Chop

The act of one karate chopping the vagina. Similar to the "cunt punch," except a karate chop move is done.

Mom, if you flush that weed, I'm Twatty-Chopping you

by randommushroom September 15, 2010