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Turtle Waxing 

Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.
Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.

Man 2: What did u do to her?

Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!

Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
Turtle Waxing by Gangstermac January 13, 2014

Waxing the turtle 

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".
Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".