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Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.
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Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.
Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.
Half a Tuffy by Fav April 16, 2008

frothy tuffet

The bubbly diarrhea floating on top of the water in the toilet after a massive releasing of excrement
After eating the lobster feast, Linus found himself up all night with a severe case of the frothy tuffets.
frothy tuffet by Reboba November 3, 2006

tuffy shirt 

A short sleeved t-shirt with the sleeves cut off for comfort, incidental sun tanning, and/or to promulgate the muscles.
Heffner always preferred to wear a tuffy shirt for outside summer activities.
tuffy shirt by bgcecil October 8, 2009
Someone who is fully aware of what is going on although others around him might be confused.
"Mate, what just happened?"
"Yo dawg, a guy stole your jacket while you were buying a drink!"
"Damn! You such a Tuffley!..... I want my jacket back though."
Tuffley by Onthemoro June 8, 2019
a teacher that is fine and classy who gets pregnant to miss school and make students envious
She is such a tuffly.
Tuffly by kajbdkjhsadja February 20, 2008