Giant Toscano Eating Bitch 

A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".

"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"

or

"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."

Giant Toscano Eating Bitch by Jenburger January 2, 2008

Toscanese 

A rudimentary language comprised mainly of curse words and insults. Toscanese is only spoken among the closest of friends otherwise the language would easily be thought of as rude and vulgar.

A typical conversation in Toscanese may go like this:

B: "Pack the bowl you f***er!"
J: "I'm the guest you a***ole!"
B: "Exactly you're mooching so you have to do it you lazy a**."

Toscanese by fballz September 30, 2008

Geno Toscano 

A strapping young man destined to take over the world. A hybrid mastermind of stealth with an unmatchable level of intelligence.

I looked into the distance and saw Geno Toscano, I turned my head for a second and looked back and he was gone.

Geno Toscano by Tim April 18, 2005

Toscano 

1. (v) To be screwed over, to be taken advantaged of.
2. (noun) large feces

1. I just got toscanoed by that guy.
2. My dog just had a large Toscano

Toscano by KevDang November 19, 2011

Toscano 

Bull Shit.

A widely UNknown italian clothing company. Makes sweaters that can but never should be pawned off as real designer clothing. Usually worn by insolvent herbs.

"Hey man! Check out this cool new Toscano sweater I have!! Don't you think that's cool?"
"No"
"No?"
"No."

Toscano by ET3 the Boss May 20, 2009