Definitions by Jenburger
Narcispasm
When a person who is generally really nice has a random moment when they are being a complete cunt, they are having a narcispasm.
Narcispasm by JenBurger July 30, 2019
Shister
A shit sister.
Jackson, "so, my older sister stole dads weed, hid it in my room, & told him that I've been acting weird. Man, I'm in SO much shit now!!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"
Flangulance
Flangulance by JenBurger September 1, 2017
autoincorrect
Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
autoincorrect by JenBurger July 10, 2016
Unundated
When a person is that overwhelmed by the tasks they are inundated with, they encounter a 'mental-meltdown', causing the brain to partially erase all files, shut-down momentarily, & reboot, unable to open task files. They have then become Ununated
"Brah, that bitch gave me so much shit to do while she off maxin' out my plastic, my brain was all, "oh no, no way, no how!" & left me unundated ....I'm like a blank sheet of paper with no room to write on!!!"
scrallop
When a female is so dirty and promiscuous that neither, yet both the terms, 'scrag', & 'trollop' are completely fitting. A combination of the two form the new term, 'scrallop'.