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the three j`s 

Ginger, Jew and Jersey. Used by Eric Cartman on a South Park episode. Personally, I don`t think it even makes sense as the word {ginger} is spelt with a G. It`s Eric though, so what do you expect.
I saw a person with the three j`s yesterday, I can`t believe it!
the three j`s by MyselfandMyselfAlso February 23, 2014

J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

three jugger 

a woman who looks good enough to fuck only after one has consumed three jugs of beer, or approximately four-and-a-half litres
Britney is a three jugger, I wouldn't fuck her with your cock
three jugger by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

Three Jay 

The biggest and most feared nigger in the jail. He takes what he wants and will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life if you ever had an encounter in the showers with this chocolate nightmare. Thinking about Three Jay often will lead to a change of underwear usually to remove feces.
To be Three Jay is to be a gorilla god that can not be fucked with in the supermist that is the jail. It is to be the one who takes what he wants.......your lunch & dinner, your toilet paper, your virgin ass and face and there is no option given. It is often better to just roll over and take it even though a dark horse cock will probably kill you, it is better than taking it to the face first.
Fighting Bob Sapp in a phone booth.

incarcerated cracker- dude, I was just raped by Three Jay in the shower. I will never be the same again. I have bite marks on my back and my asshole is like pudding. I would rather be gang banged by the budweiser clydesdale horses and a herd of chupacabras at the same time.
Three Jay by Brone Jones February 11, 2010
a blow job in a tree. also, the cum is now tree-jaculation.
my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!
Tree-J by agracefulklutz August 9, 2020

three jacket girls

a group of three girls', who are best friends for life, and get together every weekend to have a blast. warning: these nights might contain smirnoff, non-stop laughter & random phone calls.
three jacket girls by thetgfl10 April 2, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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