Definitions by Sheepshagger

ivory smuggler 

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs

her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler

ivory smuggler by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006

larrikin's hat 

Aussie rhyming slang for fat, as in erection. A larrikin is a lovable hooligan; a hat is something worn on the head.

Trevor: Jeeze, I get a larrikin's hat just thinking about Britney pissing on me.

larrikin's hat by Sheepshagger July 29, 2006

wife 

something that Australia men obtain when they become too lazy to masturbate, and then regret it for the rest of their lives.

Bruce: I'm getting tired of stropping the knob five times a day, it's time I got a wife to do it for me.

wife by Sheepshagger July 19, 2006

three jugger 

a woman who looks good enough to fuck only after one has consumed three jugs of beer, or approximately four-and-a-half litres

Britney is a three jugger, I wouldn't fuck her with your cock

three jugger by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

fizzing at the bung 

for a woman, to be in such a state of sexual excitement, that her twat is leaking

Britney was so hot for me she was fizzing at the bung, man.

fizzing at the bung by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

tasmania bullride 

a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.

Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.

tasmania bullride by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

chip teeth 

a condition common to female porn actresses caused by excessive mouth-to-dildo interplay

Britney took up singing for a career after chip teeth forced her out of porn

chip teeth by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006