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Thot waffle 

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch
That how is a thot waffle
Thot waffle by Misslinds March 31, 2023

Thot waffle 

Thot waffles are the worst. Either you look like a thot or you're a thot waffle. They're mainly ugly and super easy to get with. Anyone with a thot waffle won't last very long, cause they text 6 other guys on the side! They are super irrelevant, but don't think so themselves. They also think they're popular. They're not. If you know a thot waffle, just drop em.
omg did you see him and his thot waffle girlfriend?

yeah they're not gonna last long. I hear she's talking to Chris too.
Thot waffle by Syd the sloth September 7, 2016

Thot waffle 

A dumb coworker thats nothing but a two faced bitch
Thot waffle by Misslinds April 4, 2023

totwaffle 

Noun: The end product when cooking tater tots in a waffle iron. May also be used as a mild insult or curse word.
"Oh man, this totwaffle is delicious! From now on I cook everything in a waffle iron!"

"Sit down and shut up you silly totwaffle!"

"Oh, totwaffles! I broke another nail!"
totwaffle by TLPH June 3, 2014

Twotwaffle 

A low-key dick. Behaves in a dickish way over petty things for no other reason than that they're a twotwaffle. This is taken to the point where others look upon them as weak or pathetic.
G: Why has the milk been left out?
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.
Twotwaffle by Agentthot February 4, 2021