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Theising 

The act of awkwardly walking up on a private conversation between others and listening in and eventually joining
ERIC STOP THEISING!!!
Theising by jswish23 May 19, 2018
v. to thesis; to write one's thesis
I spent all last night thesising.
thesising by dudechick May 6, 2008
A completlely useless and dissappointing performance.
Yo nigga why you be teising like dat
Teising by GMM301 December 9, 2021

Theisinger 

the most bad ass name in all of history. Originating in Germany theisinger has become world renown and has the power to overcome all sources of evil and lack there of. If you know a Theisinger, beware or befriend him and give him $50 daily or he will kick your ass/kill you. Take your pick.
HOLY S*!+ ITS A THEISINGER!!!!!
Theisinger by Brothainarms October 27, 2011
A person that is audacious, chatty, and loud
Sometimes in a good way
I couldn't watch the movie because of that teising in the back.
Teising by Joemommma February 15, 2009

Theiving 

Acting out of context, not acting normal cause of someone
Damn son, that man Steve be theiving, just because his female not there he acting weird
Theiving by Ashley ryes November 21, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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