The Muppet

The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".

My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.

The Muppet by Falter Ego September 8, 2007

Gluing the muppet

Finishing an important task

Sorry I can’t, I was gluing my muppet.
Sorry I can’t sing at church today because I was gluing my muppet.
My husband is in the basement gluing the muppet.
I was late for my wedding, I was gluing my muppet.

Gluing the muppet by DOUGHBOY HFX September 6, 2025

the biggest muppet ever 

JEVO

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever

the biggest muppet ever by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022

The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area

I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me

The naked muppet by Jess baily February 8, 2023

The muppets 

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.

girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH

The muppets by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

The Muppets 

the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers 'hoodies' who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying

"the muppets are there again"

The Muppets by james still January 12, 2007

Alastor_ThePuppet 

The god of one thousand tears, rightful king of the universe

Alastor_ThePuppet doesn’t have a girlfriend

Alastor_ThePuppet by Alastor_ThePuppet August 28, 2021