Tetranus 

When a girl's ass looks so big that it seems that she has 4 asses

Yidu: I have a boner so hard right now

Bob: Why bro?

Yidu: That chink has a tetranus

Bob: Wtf let me get dat chigga

Tetranus by Gauravdu December 29, 2011

tetanus 

is another for cool or rad

Yo' this shit is mad tetanus

tetanus by Chris Sawyer January 27, 2006

Tetanus fart 

When you involuntarily fart so bad your asshole flowers and you use wet ones for a week.

My wife farted so hard her lu lu lemons looked like a reverse moose knuckle. That’s a definite tetanus fart

Tetanus fart by Brididdle May 31, 2018

Tetanus Shot 

If you get a prostate exam, and your doctor tries to give you the reach around.

I had to get a new doctor, he tried to give me a tetanus shot but I wasn't having it.

Tetanus Shot by grambler February 3, 2010

Incomplete Tetanus 

An increasing amount of electrical shocks to the muscle causes the muscle to contract in such a way that before it can fully relax it is electrically stimulated again. This causes summation effect where contractions get stronger and stronger the more the muscle fiber is shocked.

For example, in a lab the muscle fiber was shocked 15 times per second which caused the fiber to be in a state of incomplete tetanus.

Incomplete Tetanus by 5m0k3 October 1, 2009

vaginal tetanus 

noun: A really tight pussy.

MAN THAT GIRL HAD SOME VAGINAL TETANUS!

vaginal tetanus by pseudonymfail March 15, 2011

Tetanus 

A disease pretending to be a video game (In this case, Tetris).

I love to play Tetanus!

Tetanus by bat_hero May 1, 2009