telephuck

to call someone when you are in the mood to fuck and have phone sex.

I called you because I wanted to telephuck you

by Jo-baby September 24, 2007

Telephuckoffphany

Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.

Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny

Me: Wow what a rude bitch

Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.

by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011

Telephuck

A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."

Verb-

telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.

telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.

by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010

telepussy

Pussy over the phone

Damn, she got that moist telepussy. Shit had me hard af.

by Quadfeeder9000 March 31, 2024