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Telephuckoffphany
Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.
Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny
Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny
Me: Wow what a rude bitch
Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.
Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.
Telephuckoffphany by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011
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Telephuck
A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
Verb-
telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.
telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.
telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
Telephuck by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010
telepussy
telepussy by Quadfeeder9000 March 31, 2024
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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