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1.
to call someone when you are in the mood to fuck and have phone sex.
I called you because I wanted to telephuck you
by Jo-baby September 11, 2007
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2.
A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
Verb-

telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.

telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010
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