telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

Telemanjaro

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".

1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.

by Mungeezy September 1, 2009

telecannabinesis

A phenomenon in which people who are high on Marijuana share mental wavelengths. This can manifest in many ways including but not limited to; a friend whistles or hums a song that you were just thinking about, says something aloud that you were just thinking, texts or calls you at the same moment that you were going to text or call them, happens to be smoking pot elsewhere at the same moment you are, or you and a friend say the same thing at the same time.

Although these phenomena do occur for people who are not under the influence of Marijuana, the frequency of these phenomena seem to increase for people who are.

TEXT MESSAGE:
Dude what are you doin?

-Just blazin' and listening to Derp by Herp&theDerps. This song is so amazing when you're high.

OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING? I'm doing the exact same thing! We've got telecannabinesis!

by Stankmeista July 8, 2011

Telemagnitionized

A shortened medical term used to monitor an infants stability after a surgical process of demangitizing them after being born.

Mom: "how's my baby?"

Doc: "We successfully telemagnitionized them, they are good to go!"

by Abraham Lincoln 𓆩♡𓆪 January 29, 2024