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teacherection 

1. The awkward moment when your male teacher has an erection and is standing in front of the class. He might try to hide it as well.
2. When a student sees an extremely attractive teacher and gets an erection.
"Dude, this is awkward, Professor Reid has a teacherection."

"Man, Mrs. Issenman is really giving me a teacherection
teacherection by Teamilk June 28, 2011

techrection 

When you get so excited about a new technology that it gives you an erection.
That new Xbox One X gave me a raging techrection!
techrection by TinderCheese June 11, 2017

techierection 

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"
Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.
techierection by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010
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