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techierection 

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"
Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.
techierection by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010
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teacherection 

1. The awkward moment when your male teacher has an erection and is standing in front of the class. He might try to hide it as well.
2. When a student sees an extremely attractive teacher and gets an erection.
"Dude, this is awkward, Professor Reid has a teacherection."

"Man, Mrs. Issenman is really giving me a teacherection
teacherection by Teamilk June 28, 2011

Technerection 

An erection caused by over excitement when seeing and/or thinking about a piece of technology.
I got a technerection when Walking through Best Buy.
Technerection by B411s05t331 January 3, 2012

techrection 

When you get so excited about a new technology that it gives you an erection.
That new Xbox One X gave me a raging techrection!
techrection by TinderCheese June 11, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026