Table nine

A group of very fugly people. It's derived from the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singer".

Qoute from The Wedding Singer "Some people just weren't meant to find love. Like the fat guy over there, side burns lady, or the mutants over at table nine."

She's cute but her friends are a table nine.

Table nine by Gabe Wilson March 8, 2004

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table nine

The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"

"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's

table nine by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

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table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."

table niner by Dot January 4, 2005

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table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

table niner by Sparkina1967 May 14, 2005

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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