Table nine 

A group of very fugly people. It's derived from the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singer".

Qoute from The Wedding Singer "Some people just weren't meant to find love. Like the fat guy over there, side burns lady, or the mutants over at table nine."

She's cute but her friends are a table nine.

Table nine by Gabe Wilson March 8, 2004

table nine 

The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"

"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's

table nine by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

table niner 

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."

table niner by Dot January 4, 2005

table niner 

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

table niner by Sparkina1967 May 14, 2005