18 definitions by Sparkina1967

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 20, 2004

dashing caballero

A man who is a gentleman and caring toward his partner. The best thing a guy can be

"Shana's boyfriend is such a dashing caballero. Heblew off a night at the prizefights to keep her company at the hospital when her father had a heart attack."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

by Sparkina1967 May 12, 2005

table nine

The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"

"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Mutants at table 9

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"

Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

ends of the earth

Places far away, all over the place

I had to go to the ends of the eart to get that software!!

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

jennifer moonglow

A woman or girl who is by nature romantic or given to fantasy

My sister said she'd rather have an engagement ring than a flat belly any day. She's such a Jennifer Moonglow.

by Sparkina1967 May 30, 2016