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when the shit hits the fan
basicly we are boned and all hell breaks lose
when TSHTF ill be hiding in my fallout shelter
TSHTF by CaptianM August 4, 2005
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tshifhiwa 

A loyal friend,always trying to bring good into all situations ,hilarious always cracking good jokes and making everyone laugh, smart and quick with come backs, a person u can tell everything to and he will help make the best of the situation.
If you have a problem you should go to tshifhiwa.
tshifhiwa by Poppingcandy_18 August 15, 2017
Related Words
"Hey you wanna go to the game"
"Nah, TSTF"
TSTF by Jumpin jack October 29, 2009
Instant messaging acronym for Too High To Function. Meaning that the speaker is too high to understand/make sense of what you are saying.
Jack: dude ijust smokeed a wohle blunt by meself an im thtf
thtf by awesem0 April 11, 2009
Acronym: "Too High To Function" (as in, the speaker has ingested an amount of marijuana to the point that he/she can no longer comprehend or perform basic motor skills.)
Person 1: Sup?
Person 2: In my speech class THTF
Person 1: Shit.
THTF by (lexi[con)artist] August 21, 2011
"To Shape Teh Future!". Commonly used by uber-haxx0rs to greet each other.
TSTF! by nostromo March 16, 2004
an acronym meaning Too High To Function, normally used in txt or over IM when someone keeps telling u things and ur too high to understand/care what the heck they're saying
person 1: guess what! i think i figured out why my fone didn't work cuz the thingy broke and then that one part got fixed and then it only sorta worked ya know?

person 2: THTF dude tell me about it later.
THTF by poptartxoxo September 13, 2010
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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