TFSTU 

Too Fucking Stupid To Understand

Annoying Friend: Are you listening to a word i say?
Other Girl: No I TFSTU

TFSTU by Jezzy Sparks December 1, 2006

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

Testudo 

A soundcloud eboy kpopstar from Connecticut. Known more for being an eboy than an artist but his music still hits hard. Often says the phrases “UwU” and “XOXO”. Usually affiliated with hennessy cognac, nicotine, the Pokémon squirtle, la Croix and being depressed.

Yo you bump that testudo? Yeah man “Don’t Remind Me” goes ham

Testudo by Esk8r October 30, 2019

TFSU 

The Fuck Shut Up. Yoda's way to say STFU.

Created by Jesus Díaz from Gizmodo.

Someone: -Blah blah blah...
Yoda: TFSU!

TFSU by Crumble20 August 28, 2007

Testulum 

A rare medical condition resulting in the malformation of the male genitalia. Normally, one testicle will hand slightly higher up to facilitate walking, comfort and vasculature. With the anomaly however, the balls are precisely on the same level with each other forming a symmetrical "sac." When diagnosing, a urologist performs the "Testulum Test" where he/she nudges the scrotum. If the scrotum dangles in a circle then its a normal sac. If the sac dangles from side to side as a pendulum then its a Testulum.

Signs and Symptoms:

Feeling of fullness in your sac.
Pain instead of pleasure when getting teabagged.
Both balls touch the water at the same time when wading into a cold pool.
Squatting and performing the Testulum Test to impress friends and family.

Hey baby, have you ever had a Testulum in your mouth.

Testulum by ataman91 March 21, 2010

testudo 

A diamondback terrapin that represents the University of Maryland. Testudo lives outside of McKeldin Library and watches squirrels. If you rub his nose you get good luck.

Fear the Turtle!

I rubbed Testudo's nose before my Biochem final but I still failed.

testudo by Edible Elf May 21, 2008

tastual 

A portmanteau of tasty and sexual. Something that is so delicious, you can't really describe it.

These red hot gummy bears are tastual.

tastual by Tee-Racy April 1, 2007