girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.
I caught myself a Squirtle last night!
- Damnnn those are rare! :o Why won't a wild Squirtle ever appear before me :(
Yeah very thrilling and hot indeed, but I hate changing the sheets everytime
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!