Suistine
"Fuck, is Wal-Mart the only place open after midnight?" - Sylvia Plath, moments before committing suistine
Suistine by Unkle Scrumptious June 4, 2013
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Sistine
That kebab was absolutely Sistine
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Sistine Chapel
Sistine Chapel by JizzyJake38 December 3, 2010
sistine chapel
Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.
sistine chapel by whatisdelicious May 28, 2011
Sistine Chapel
Just like the Eiffel Tower, where two guys hi-five while both being pleasured by one female, the Sistine Chapel includes one more female. Both couples are in doggy style, with the girls making out in the middle, and since the guys are too far apart to hi-five, they instead resort to a finger tip touch, much like God and Adam.
"Did you hear about the orgy last night? Corey and Tyler totally pulled off the Sistine Chapel with Kendall and Bella last ."
Sistine Chapel by WP-Brotein January 25, 2016
Sistine Chapel Shit
When a man takes such a massive shit that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue shitting because he's afraid that the turds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. Much like the fingers of Adam and God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Guy1: dude why'd you flush twice did it really smell that bad?
Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.
Guy1: ahh!!! I See.
Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.
Guy1: ahh!!! I See.
Sistine Chapel Shit by Yahbo October 29, 2010
Sistine Chapeled
Sistine Chapeled by frggerz January 14, 2023
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