stumpff! 

Onomatopoeic word often seen in foreign language graphic novels and cartoons to indicate when something has been plugged.

"...as the huge African transsexual lined up his thick tool with Maverick74's winking anus, the trashed browneye quivered in anticipation of yet another violent reaming. As the straddling nubian bore down on his prey the sphincter gave way with a dull 'STUMPFF!"

stumpff! by The Drizzla" March 22, 2007

stumpified 

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007

Stumpf 

A noun - Found in catholic boarding schools, Stumpfs tend to roam freely giving detentions for most often minor infractions. Distinct qualities of a Stumpf may include, but are not limited to: a large chest, overwhelming virginity, a snotty attitude, long pointless lectures, an obsession with the security of lockers, and an overall lack of humor.
A verb - (to stumpf)
Used to indicate when a person has seriously gotten their ass raped.

Noun-
"Oh shit! Tuck in your shirt quick, I see a Stumpf!"
Verb-
"I heard Billy got seven detentions for having his shirt untucked.Yeah man, he got stumpfed."

Stumpf by r-e-d March 31, 2008

stumpfing 

To stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.

dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink!

dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.

stumpfing by johnboy22 March 22, 2010

Stumpfucked 

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.

I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!

Stumpfucked by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008

Stumpfuck 

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance

Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van

Stumpfuck by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020

Stumpf 

Having a caveman-like appearance, such that his lack of intelligence and overall boneheadedness is blatently apparent at first glance. A bafoon.

Look at that guy with the really nice muscle car, why is he taking it apart and throwing the pieces all over his backyard? What a stumpf!

Stumpf by muscles manischewitz March 28, 2009