A noun - Found in catholic
s, Stumpfs tend to roam freely giving detentions for most often minor infractions. Distinct qualities of a Stumpf may include, but are not limited to: a large
chest, overwhelming virginity
, a snotty attitude, long pointless lectures, an obsession with the security
of lockers, and an overall lack of humor
A verb - (to stumpf)
Used to indicate when a person has seriously gotten their ass raped.