stump fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse using one's amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.

She said she was down for some kinky shit, so I took off my prosthetic leg and stump fucked her.

by Lance the one legged stump fucker March 20, 2008

Stump fucking

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.

"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"

by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

stump fucking

Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)

Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?

by zeppelinboy September 1, 2005

Stump Fuck

The act of fucking someones stump once you have chopped off their head

off the mighty boosh

I chopped his head off and fucked his stump, therefore i did a Stump Fuck

by mypseudonymitsjustme August 15, 2010

stump fucked

huge dog syle wood

i just had to liberacii syle stump fucked her

by superfly269u2 February 11, 2009

fuck stump

a word a football coach uses when he is talking to the worst player on the team

god chris german your such a fuck stump

by dee 1 October 18, 2010

Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

by micah November 21, 2003