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sticky mickey 

To ejaculate into ones hand and then presume to slap someone in the face with the semen soaked hand.
Did you see Jason give Sara a sticky mickey in the hallway in school yesterday!
sticky mickey by Cartelan April 26, 2014

Sticky Mickey 

A clumsy person, often making mistakes or breaking things. A person who in spite of constant effort toward betterment or otherwise rewarding behavior will consistantly find themself the brunt of negative coincidence or alternatively failing to achieve their goals. An individual beset by a strange series of unfortunate incidents.
My sticky mickey cousin burned himself on the stove today, yet again.
Sticky Mickey by Patrickw October 3, 2006

Sticky with Mickey 

When a guy experiences a strange sensation betwixt their legs when they see another person (who is usually named Mickey or Micky).

Can also be used just to describe when you have sex with someone named Mickey / Micky
Guy 1: Ooh god! Mickey's just walked into the room!

Guy 2: *Looks at Guy 1's pants*

Guy 2: You got Sticky with Mickey eh?

Mickey sticky 

When you can't find anything to watch to set the mood for you and your partner so u turn on Micky Mouse Clubhouse and fuck the dogshit out each other.
"what about 50 shades of grey?"

"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"

"ok baby"
Mickey sticky by Cuba Johnson June 11, 2016

Sticky Micky 

When you bang a kitchen worker from a seafood place and your dick drips green slime, it’s known as a Sticky Micky.
“I took the waitress home, slapped on a cock ring, and raw dogged it. Now I have a Sticky Micky. And also probably herpes.”
Sticky Micky by JellyBJellin October 25, 2019