This means your ass is stinky because of poor wiping. It's best to use a wet wipe then you won't be stinking like shit.
Joe has got a stinky bottom because he refuses to use wet wipes. He's constantly sticking his fingers in his butt crack doing a stink check then trying to get others to smell them.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"