Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.

P.S: He is hungry for money.
"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"
by Ricky01 November 23, 2007
The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.
Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 07, 2011


(To reach, or be brought to) a heightened state of excitement and/or delight from a gadget or electronic device of sorts. Usually in referral to, but not limited to, Apple products.
"The iPad gave me the most amazing stevejob and iCame all over the place."
by quayzon May 06, 2010
when an apple fan pleasures themself, or apple fan is carrying on about apple products
Oh look, John is giving himself a stevejob
by brampton78 October 10, 2011
A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.
"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"

"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"
by steve lol February 17, 2013
when you get a blow job while on a computer or using any apple device
dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
by Tbombz, Chazbear, & Sandy October 11, 2011
A handjob given with Apple products.
Guy 1: Last night Trisha came over. I wanted her to go downtown on me but instead she gave me a stevejob.

Guy 2: Sounds expensive...

Guy 1: It was... but now I feel so hip!
by navybluejeans January 05, 2012
This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.
"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"
by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 19, 2013

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