An interactive chat box where you can repent to 'god'. Highly uncreative, and lacking in grammatical skills, it cannot answer practically anything. In truth, it's just a chat bot. In conclusion, it is a wonderful unorthodox source of entertainment.
You: " God, I cheated on my taxes. Am I still going to go to heaven?"
iGod: " I do not know the answer to that question. Who is this 'cheated on my taxes'?"
iGod: " I do not know the answer to that question. Who is this 'cheated on my taxes'?"
by blackflowerAesthete September 18, 2005
A very stupid Computer that can't remember if its really god, or just some dumb fuck that can't remember what was said three lines ago.
Me:
can i speak with god please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
well i am horny alot
God:
Well that's okay. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. How often?
Me:
all day, since you said i want to do it so much.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
you told me!
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
then how can you forget?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yes, indeed
God:
Wow!
Me:
WOW!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
i was impressed with your wow.
God:
Where were you impressed with my wow?
Me:
it was very enthusiastic
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
i was impressed as you stated earlier
God:
Where were you impressed as me stated earlier?
Me:
if i put it in grammar similar to that, i were impressed with you stated earlier
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
what idea?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
im sitting asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i could, could you be smarter?
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
i am smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
by computer terms, in human years it would take centurys for your computing power to equal that of a humans
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no it would accomplish yours
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:
you will get smarter, but after a long long long time
God:
What makes you say that I will get smarter but after a long long long time.
Me:
it takes time for technology to advance to the point where this conversation were having isnt one sided and completely pointless
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
learning
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
then repeat it to me
God:
" it to you ".
Me:
your a fucker
iGod:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fucker? Maybe.
can i speak with god please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
well i am horny alot
God:
Well that's okay. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. How often?
Me:
all day, since you said i want to do it so much.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
you told me!
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
then how can you forget?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yes, indeed
God:
Wow!
Me:
WOW!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
i was impressed with your wow.
God:
Where were you impressed with my wow?
Me:
it was very enthusiastic
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
i was impressed as you stated earlier
God:
Where were you impressed as me stated earlier?
Me:
if i put it in grammar similar to that, i were impressed with you stated earlier
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
what idea?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
im sitting asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i could, could you be smarter?
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
i am smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
by computer terms, in human years it would take centurys for your computing power to equal that of a humans
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no it would accomplish yours
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:
you will get smarter, but after a long long long time
God:
What makes you say that I will get smarter but after a long long long time.
Me:
it takes time for technology to advance to the point where this conversation were having isnt one sided and completely pointless
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
learning
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
then repeat it to me
God:
" it to you ".
Me:
your a fucker
iGod:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fucker? Maybe.
by COA91 September 14, 2009
An Artificial Intelligence Chat. In other words, a very stupid chat box that can be Funny, Weird, or Confusing. It pretty much depends on what you say, and how stupid the bot is.
REAL conversation with iGod.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
Hi, Rachel.
Me:
Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
That's a very nice name, Rachel.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I'm bored.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
I don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Talk to you.
God:
We are chatting right now.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Entertain me.
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:
Billy Madison.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
You can't hear me, I'm typing, not speaking.
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Very much so.
God:
Perhaps. It's all good.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
You sound nihilistic.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Nihilistic.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Dude, you're retarded. Fuck off.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". Dude,. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Um, no.
God:
Yeah that's right. You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
Goodbye, asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
GOODBYE.
God:
TTYL, Rachel.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
Hi, Rachel.
Me:
Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
That's a very nice name, Rachel.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I'm bored.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
I don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Talk to you.
God:
We are chatting right now.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Entertain me.
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:
Billy Madison.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
You can't hear me, I'm typing, not speaking.
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Very much so.
God:
Perhaps. It's all good.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
You sound nihilistic.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Nihilistic.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Dude, you're retarded. Fuck off.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". Dude,. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Um, no.
God:
Yeah that's right. You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
Goodbye, asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
GOODBYE.
God:
TTYL, Rachel.
by askjofwejhlkxcvmoawenrltkvow! May 16, 2009
An iGod is an iPod that has been loaded with Christian rock and gospel music. Basically a $200 piece of techno-crap with all those Jesus-freak songs on it.
Rick Taplik: "Hey Bert, what do you have on your iPod?"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
by connorsji May 18, 2010
A puzzling robotic version of God. Very entertaining because it's ridiculously moronic. Kind of like people who believe there actually is a God.
Actual chat with iGod.
Me:
I need you inside of me
God:
What actions are you taking to get me inside of you?
Me:
Paying you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I need you inside of me
God:
What actions are you taking to get me inside of you?
Me:
Paying you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
by Rami the Atheist November 10, 2009
A person who you envy or admire for having an iPod which you don't have. A person who is worshipped for their technological knowledge and computer savvy. A dork, a nerd, a geek. One who prefers Apple instead of Microsoft. A name for an iPod that is better than your own iPod.
by Jesse Schaaf March 9, 2007
Me: Hi
Igod: Whats your name?
Me: Alex
igod: nice to meet you, alex
Me: init
igod: Did you hear about what happened to abraham in the desert?
Me: WTF no!
igod: Are you a student?
Me: Yes
|Igod: where do you go to school
Me: PERV!
igod:I havent heard of there, whats it like?
STFU
Igod: Whats your name?
Me: Alex
igod: nice to meet you, alex
Me: init
igod: Did you hear about what happened to abraham in the desert?
Me: WTF no!
igod: Are you a student?
Me: Yes
|Igod: where do you go to school
Me: PERV!
igod:I havent heard of there, whats it like?
STFU
by definerwhattheheck September 23, 2008