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1.
To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
by TacticalMoFo June 02, 2006
 
2.
Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.
"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."
by qma3x December 02, 2005
 
3.
Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....
At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...
by Sheila in car October 22, 2011