1 definition by nugirt

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The act of committing hari kari over an announcement that results in utter disappointment and faggotry.
Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"

Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"

Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"
by nugirt October 06, 2011

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