Squunch

A tight hug and a kiss given to a family member or very close friend.

kiss
hug
embrace

I gave my mom lots of squunches before she got on the airplane.

Squunch by Cheekygrin January 20, 2010

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Squinch 

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

Squinch by Phuqit November 11, 2006

Squinch 

Closing of the anal sphincter to pinch off a poo

Oi mate, where's the loo? I need to squinch a woggle?

Squinch by Squinchywoggles October 9, 2021

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

Squinch a grimpy by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023