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Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge hairy dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out. The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.
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when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"
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When you scrunch your face "Upon his massive explosion of warm splooge that hit her directly in the eye, she was forced to squinch"
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Seeing a baby with fat cheeks makes me want to squinch them.
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to pull a trigger on a gun. Dude don't squinch me.
Colonel do we need to squinch when we see the enemy? I squinch to the sky on New Year's Day. Why do all haters gotta squinch at you when you doin good. |
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The look you pull when you get kicked in the gooch My friend got kicked in th gooch while playing football and his face squinched
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1. To crumble and tighten your toes together so as to pick up objects with your toes or to disturb another person deeply. "I squinched Claire's upper thigh because she was annoying me. She cried"
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