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Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.
Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!
Spoogeman Jenkins by The OSJ October 20, 2009

spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body
That's my new spoogebag over there
spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.
Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

spodeman 

1)A dude who consantly talks about or refers to sexual acts or encounters. 2)A dude who thinks he is unmatched in his sexual prowess. 3) A dude who thinks any woman is fair game sexually.
Ted: Did you meet Stephan at the party last night?

James: Yeah man, that dude is something else. All he talked about was how he'd like to suck on this girls tits or screw that one in the ass. He propostioned nearly every chick at the party and even copped a few feels.

Ted: That's Stephan. He's a real spodeman.
spodeman by toda February 8, 2007

Spooderman

The meme based version of "Spiderman", which follows closely to the dolan and gooby memes. Silly hijinks ensue whenever Spooderman is about.
"Spooderman, halp I'm drownin'"

"No mai spoodey pants is in washin"
Spooderman by Rainmang December 18, 2012

Spoonman 

Spoonman can feel the rhythm with his hands. At the same time he will steal the rhythm while he can

Spoonman

He speaks the rhythm on his own. (he speaks the rhythm all alone)

Spoonman

He has only Indian friends. They are brown and red.

Spoonman

at the same time, all his friends are skeletons and they beat the rhythm with their bones

Spoonman
Spoonman, come together with your hands

save me, I'm together with your plan
Spoonman by Shadow Fire October 13, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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