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An exaggerated form of help, usually used when in distress.

Can also be a chatspeak form of help.
"HALP! I tied mah legs together and I can't get them untied!"

"I not needs a halp"
by Jennsiffer February 13, 2010
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1) Help.

2) Favorite word of Code Zero, used when he is in distress.
1) HALP! How do I surf the net!?

2) Aarun: dood rawns not gona do bootz no moer
Code Zero: lol HALP!
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Halp is a really important message, for help. If you get this message, you must go the person right away. Commonly found in video games, such as DN(Dragon Nest) when you are in a party.
"HALPP!!!"

"What is it?!"

"JUST HALP!!"

"Help..."

"GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND HALP!!"

"OK, OK. OMW!"
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A desperate way of saying help. Usually used in emergency situations where mispronunciation due to events occurs. Notorious for use in lolcat pictures.
Ex. Tom: Shit! I'm drowning!

Bob: What do I do?!!

Tom: Halp!

Noob on CoD
Nub: wtf man! halp me u frking nub piece of crap!

Also, can be used as a word towards women as a way to request an emergency sandwich.
ex. (stomach growls) Guy: HALP!
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Halp is a term used when a man brags he can suck his own dick. Halp is also used in primedice.com among a small crowd that has a circle suck off competition for attention.
"Halp guys"
"halpppppppppppppppppppppppppp"
"OMG HALP"
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Halp is the intentional misspelling of the word help. Halp is usually used as a trap in order to catch gay boys.
Sarah: Ugh! I hate this class! Send halp!
Mark Infante: help*
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