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spifflicated 

Drunk: 1920s Jazz-era usage. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, loose, tipsy, trashed, smashed, etc.
We all got happily spifflicated on Louis' martinis.
spifflicated by Satchel Pooch October 9, 2005

spifflicated 

Maude's spifflicated again, everybody!
spifflicated by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Splifficated 

When you are utterly and completely high and don't know what the hell is going on.
"Haha man, the other night, you were so splifficated"
Splifficated by Bri-Sty March 27, 2007

spliflicated

To be completely hammered, via mass consumption of alcohol.
Dude, Nicole was totally spliflicated after the party.
spliflicated by optimistic_speaker February 10, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026