Spermdozer

A guy that ejaculates for no apparent reason at night.

Guy 1: Dude, i woke up and my boxers were sticky.
Guy 2: Dude, sounds like you're a Spermdozer.

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spermdonor

when a father is not involved in their childs life AT ALL.

counselor:how do u feel about ur father?
child:hes a piece of shit? i dont claim him as my father hes more like a spermdonor.

spermdonor by ONLY CHILD September 27, 2006

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‘Yeah he gay ‘

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To put sperm over someone's head as if mowing a lawn

spermhower by Kitty210 February 6, 2014

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Guy1: ever heard of spermdose

Guy 2: yeah his memes SUCK!
Guy1: haha I know right

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A woman who always ends up with cum in her ear

I had sex with this woman and when she got me off she turned her head, what a spermdodger

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