Spedbag

A person who is a dumb ass.

Hey are you drawing a duck? No it is a giraffe you fucking spedbag.

Spedbag by Bigone11 December 24, 2010

Spicy Speedbag 

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.

Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!

Spicy Speedbag by SeñorChub April 13, 2014

Spedwagon 

A motorized transportation vehicle that can hold more than one retard.

Hey aut wanna hop in the spedwagon

Spedwagon by Bubbles. l,r,g January 29, 2022

forbidden speedbag 

The scrotum. Not to be punched ,slapped, swatted or in any way disturbed.

Once he was knocked to the ground. John gave Joe a few key shots in the forbidden speedbag

forbidden speedbag by Randy W June 12, 2008

Spedbabe 

An extremely retarted and stupid girl yet also attractive.

Boy #1: "Did you see that girl in science?"
Boy #2: "Yeah, she was a spedbabe. Drooled all overherself but I'd still do her."
Boy #1: "I think her name was Casey."
Boy #2: "I think I might ask her out."

Spedbabe by NotMe121314 November 28, 2009

Turkish Speedbag 

When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.

Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!

Turkish Speedbag by shagenwagen February 2, 2017

speedbagged 

The acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.

Damn, I just got speedbagged while wrestling with the kids!

speedbagged by pattyF May 21, 2010