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Spicy Speedbag
When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
Spicy Speedbag by SeñorChub April 13, 2014
Related Words
Spedbag • speedbag • speedbagging • spedfag • speedbagged • Speedbag Scissorhands • Spedbabe • Spedwagon • speedbag armfat • Speedbaged
Spedwagon
Spedwagon by Bubbles. l,r,g January 29, 2022
forbidden speedbag
forbidden speedbag by Randy W June 12, 2008
Spedbabe
Boy #1: "Did you see that girl in science?"
Boy #2: "Yeah, she was a spedbabe. Drooled all overherself but I'd still do her."
Boy #1: "I think her name was Casey."
Boy #2: "I think I might ask her out."
Boy #2: "Yeah, she was a spedbabe. Drooled all overherself but I'd still do her."
Boy #1: "I think her name was Casey."
Boy #2: "I think I might ask her out."
Spedbabe by NotMe121314 November 28, 2009
Turkish Speedbag
When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.
Turkish Speedbag by shagenwagen February 2, 2017
speedbagged
The acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.
speedbagged by pattyF May 21, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"