Speedbaged

(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).

"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees

by Washuaiki June 14, 2009

speedbagged

The acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.

Damn, I just got speedbagged while wrestling with the kids!

by pattyF May 21, 2010

speedbag

A nutsack with an extreme amount of dangle in its angle. Usually used to describe such during periods of warm weather when someone decides to go commando.

If i accidentally sit on my speedbag, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild May 09, 2005

speedbagging

When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.

Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.

by REad Kobayashi May 27, 2009

speedbag

To rapidly bash one's testicles against a girl's vagina or ass when you're fucking her quickly.

I speedbagged my girlfriend so hard last night I bruised her ass.

by Ljo93 August 06, 2008

speedbag

v.
To repeatedly hit the forehead of the woman who is sucking on your balls as you masturbate, akin to hitting a speedbag with one hand.

I was speedbaggin' Becky and jizzed in her hair.

by Jizzones October 15, 2006

Speedbag

Getting punched in the balls as you ejaculate

Last night I tried to Abraham Lincoln my girlfriend and she speedbagged me!

by DirtyNitro February 14, 2015