Spasmodic 

Sudden and violent but brief, fitful, intermittent

"Excuse me, Sir, but can you tell me why my hand is being spasmodic right now? It won't stop twitching."

The stick-shift car with the first-time driver inside appeared to be spasmodic to bystanders.

Spasmodic by minibeanz23 December 11, 2011

spasmodic dysphobia 

Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.

Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.

spasmodic dysphobia by QuacksO September 20, 2020

spasmosis

An infection, passed between people, electrical devices and animals in which it retards the host. Origin of the disease has been traced to Rory Gormley

Hey gormley you just gave my computer spasmosis

spasmosis by Brockenator Turbo April 15, 2010

spasmic gasm 

word my drunk dad invented trying to describe to his wife how his food tasted when he got home wasted

Did you make this salad? Well its giving my mouth a spasmic gasm

spasmic gasm by danielf October 18, 2007

Spasmoidian 

Someone who is a spasmoid

My head does not look like a tic tac you spasmoidian

Spasmoidian by BigKeno123abc720pHD September 8, 2018

Wattpad spasmic 

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.

That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes

Wattpad spasmic by Percivail September 28, 2013

spasmatic monkey twitch 

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

spasmatic monkey twitch by micaela Krause November 16, 2007