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(v) 1) to engage in thoughtful passionate political dialogue, 2) to persuade left wing liberals of the error of their ways. 3) to life in a delusion that you are always right, due to narrow mindedness.
e.g. The old professor gormlied his young colleague friend from Washington D.C. and they lived happily every after.

gormlied (past tense) (n) a person of unusual charm, good taste, sophistication and an inflated sense of himself.
gormley by Jock February 2, 2005
Describing something that is rather unpleasant.
"Her body was fine, but her face was pretty gormley."
Gormley by Frecker February 11, 2013
a retarded midget that has an IQ of 1.5, lacks talent of any sort except for penis/semen consumption, can fit an entire banana in his mouth
Is that gormley with 5 cocks in his mouth all at once? wow, he loves that cock, he's been going at it for 3 hours!
gormley by gormley's pimp May 26, 2003
To screw something up, big time.

Originated from Southern California DJ Keith Gormley at KWVS 101.5 F.M, who accidentally played the theme song to the Jetsons a whopping 53 times in one hour by mistake.
He really Gormleyed that last trip to the loo when he peed all over himself.
Gormley by JoelJoel November 24, 2009
A Gormley is a vagina with copious pubic hair straightened using GSD's or the like. Also may be used in a more aggressive manner to describe someone as a cunt.
That bitch is so annoying, if she doesn't shut up I'm going to kick her right in the gormley
Gormley by turdcaptain April 30, 2009
A Sexy Machine who loves da craic and Fifa with da lads, Normally loves a ride and a bit of Creamin
Lad he is Right Gormley
Gormley by Cum in da tub July 26, 2021