the act of
cooking the most bland or flavorless dish imaginable while boasting of its health value and outstanding quality, when in
reality it is complete shit. the whitest of the whitest seasoned chicken if you
will
i went over to Sarahs last
night cause she was trying to impress me with a home
cooked meal, mannnnn that shit was sowardish as fuck, woulda been better off eating a piece of picket
fencing