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big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment
"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.
by Jordan November 14, 2003
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It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.
"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"
by A random somebody September 02, 2005
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Dentists think they're being nice by letting kids choose different colors.

They can suck it.
by theskyxisfalling June 28, 2005
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an excuse for girls to get out of giving blowjobs.
by DaddyShaggy September 19, 2004
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Metal brackets on each tooth which where hand made by demons...food gets stuck in the brackets and when u try to get them out with your tounge it looks wierd to other people and it cuts your tounge more than a knife can
Guy 1: hey i just got braces

Guy 2: Sweet how long will you have them on for

Guy 1: o for the rest of highschool

Guy 2: o thts cool just 2 more weeks

Guy 1: im a freshman

Guy 2: your fucked
by Pitbull3291 August 04, 2006
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Metal brackets worn in your mouth to fix crooked teeth. Not fun to wear but once they come off you will be greatful you ever got them.
I wore braces for 2 years, but it was worth it cause I got straight teeth!
by Zero1986 February 06, 2004
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Hitler's last Vengance weapon, codenamed Kindzahnfolterung or Child Teeth Torture. He sent Himmler, Head of the SS to an underground lab to design them. Then plans were shipped to America where spies got them patented. Hitler also designed pallet expanders and another, much worse device... Thankfully, American Troops stopped the production of this last torture....
Hitler: Ach! Himmler! Ve need to make a vengance veapon to kill ze children of ze Worlt. Or At Least hurt them...
Himmler: Brillant Mein Fuhere! We will call them braces!
by Bracecase January 13, 2007
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