Snackulation

To eat the ejaculate of a person, either known or unknown, in order to sustain life via protein intake. Commonly a snack while on a trip of some sort.

Tiny was very hungry so her boyfriend pulled out his cock and gave her a Snackulation. She was then full and ready to keep driving.

by Navyman153 July 5, 2010

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.

I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010

spockulation

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.

It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.

by iteration2 January 5, 2014

snarkubation

noun: the act of posting snarky comments to a forum for the purpose of self indulgence.

"This thread is covered in the leftovers of snarkubation."

by ctrsnret February 25, 2009

Snackation

A vacation where an abnormally large amount of junk food or snacks are consumed.

I went on vacation last year and ate 2 boxes of pop tarts, a family size bag of cheetos, half a box of chips ahoy cookies, and a pound of sour patch kids, and that was just in the car on the way there! It ended up being a real snackation...

by Ulmo August 21, 2008

Premature Esnackulation

When you buy a large amount of snack food as a stash, then proceed to eat it all at once.

I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.

by JuggLife May 31, 2016

snackusation

Accusing someone of eating snacks secretly before a meal.

Mother to son: Dear, did you eat that whole bag of chips?
Son: Of course not and I'm seriously offended at the snackusation!

by Lucille Pepper Walsh McLean October 13, 2009