snarkubation 

noun: the act of posting snarky comments to a forum for the purpose of self indulgence.

"This thread is covered in the leftovers of snarkubation."

snarkubation by ctrsnret February 25, 2009

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.

I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

Premature Snackulation by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010

snackusation 

Accusing someone of eating snacks secretly before a meal.

Mother to son: Dear, did you eat that whole bag of chips?
Son: Of course not and I'm seriously offended at the snackusation!

snackusation by Lucille Pepper Walsh McLean October 13, 2009

smartubation 

The act of showing off one's vast knowledge and high intelligence in a manner that annoys others.

Dude, enough with the "neural network design project I worked on" shit! Do you even realise how fed up we're with your smartubation?

smartubation by alphallus March 2, 2011

Snackulation 

To eat the ejaculate of a person, either known or unknown, in order to sustain life via protein intake. Commonly a snack while on a trip of some sort.

Tiny was very hungry so her boyfriend pulled out his cock and gave her a Snackulation. She was then full and ready to keep driving.

Snackulation by Navyman153 July 5, 2010