The result of improper or hasty removal of one's pants. Slack-jam typically occurs when the shoes, especially lace-ups, are not removed prior to removal of the pants.
1. In his haste to slip into something more comfortable, he required the help of his room-mate to extricate his shoes and feet from his pants in a rather nasty example of slack-jam.
A nut sackjam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
Possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. You stand up and jiggle your testicals in their face and masturbate at the same time. Then you ejaculate all over their face and up their nose.
Kevin: Dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*
"Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack!" has the meaning of when you are in so much pain you dont know what to say.
"AAAGGHHH!1 HHAHAAAAAAAAAHGJKLHKJHLGG HH UUUAAHH AHHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AAHH JAMALANG AB-B--B-B-AACK! A-A TUNG A SACK!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
"What"
"You know, Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack! When i dont know what to say when im in so much pain, you know?"
"Why is it all of a sudden you can speak properly?"
"I dont know. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."