Slit Player Share definition Flag 1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex. I just don't like pounding. I'm a Slit Player. Slit Player by the2ndflood October 4, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Slit Player mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch